Posts Tagged ‘ drunk ’

Your Tomb is Just a Waiting Room

January 19, 2011
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Your Tomb is Just a Waiting Room

A dragon kept to itself for days on end will tend to get swizzlestick drunk with a hunchback and his ugly sister on a barstool conversation for entertainment purposes. When you’re bored enough to sin with hunchbacks, you’re lording over the prime real estate of the mentally challenged. I like to point out here that…

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Minor Crimes Uncommitted

March 27, 2011
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Minor Crimes Uncommitted

Pompous ligaments fine tuned by the bereaved kept themselves limber by yoga on the graves of the ancestors who had no need of them any longer; the stretchers could share from the great beyond. Nothing gone to waste, see? So the yolk stays in the egg even if it’s scrambled up and served to people…

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Taming the Long Thirst

June 21, 2011
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Taming the Long Thirst

The alehouse’s brash din was a welcome respite from the grave silence of the mountain crypt and its endless, solemn halls that Fulholme and company had traversed for the past fortnight. Though somewhat deafening, the overwhelming cacophony was an affirmation of life that the members of the haggard party had found themselves craving throughout the…

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All Hallow’s Parties

November 1, 2010
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All Hallow’s Parties

It wasn’t the best of parties, it wasn’t the worst of parties, but the noises of mirth and merriment coming from the other side of the wall made it obvious that whatever was going on at the neighbor’s house was definitely more “happening” than the serenity to be found at present. Lee, Arabian knight far-famed…

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