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’80s, Not 80’s, and ’90s, Not 90’s, Dorks. Here’s Why.

November 28, 2013
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C’mon, guys. If you run a Facebook group or a club or a record label or a publishing house or create a Spotify playlist that specializes in decades, please understand why the apostrophe you’re putting in your advertising exists. If you’re omitting the 19 from 1980s, for instance, you put the apostrophe in place of…

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Our Legs Crossed in Just the Right Way

August 2, 2013
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Bolted to the headstart, we were going to the galactic center of a Tootsie Roll Pop and licking every center from the inside out and there was nothing the scientists could do to stop us. We’d smudged the spaceship windows with our noses looking out…

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Cafe Delano: Creep in the Cellar

August 4, 2012
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Yelp only allows something like 5,000 characters per review, so I had to considerably trim down this one-star review of the new business that effectively displaced us from our home of two years. This is the full version, but you can read the mercifully shorter…

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Something Done Right

July 14, 2011
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The last time Artie had been to Spain, there was a lot of explaining to do. Sadly, since he didn’t speak a blessed word of Spanish, the explanations went mainly…

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The Dust of Past Decades

July 4, 2011
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Caretaker Thompson pensively chewed the taste-spent lump of spearmint gum in the gap between the molars where he’d lost a tooth to a slip of a faulty mechanical shovel back…

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Begonia Escargot

June 28, 2011
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What won us the war? Begonia Escargot. When they ask me 20, 30, 40 years down the way — when they’re piecing together what happened for their fancy books, undergraduate…

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